The Millenium Phallus
The Millenium Phallus, with its advanced patented JismatronŠAM Deep Space Probe, is able to scan complete galaxies for enemies, and it’s main source of power - Sugar-walled Assteroids. The deep space probe is raised and lowered into offensive position via two pneumatic cylinders, and includes use of the fiber optics elements and a motor to simulate the probe scanning the lining of sugar-walled assteroids for valuable regenerative energies.
Here we see the Millenium Phallus in full offensive mode:
It was good to let off a little juvinile steam, and I hope that my own contribution to the BonktronŠ Theme will be up to par with other models in this genre.
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