function rndnumber(howMany)
{
var randscript = -1;
while (randscript <0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript))
{
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1));
}
return randscript;
}
function random_quote()
{
var howMany = 92;
var quote = new Array(howMany+1);
quote[0]= "Bricks, Blocks, Building, Banter and BS... and if nothing else, a resumé stain"
quote[1]= "JLUG - The Resumé Stain"
quote[2]= "JLUG - The Evil Enablers"
quote[3]= "JLUG - Home of the Puppet Masters"
quote[4]= "JLUG - The Staging Area"
quote[5]= "JLUG - The Pit of Conspiracy"
quote[6]= "JLUG - The Anti-Community Community"
quote[7]= "JLUG - A Bunch of Dreamy-Eyed Idealists in for a Rude Awakening"
quote[8]= "JLUG - A Hiding Hole for Misfits"
quote[9]= "JLUG - Hate on Exhibition"
quote[10]= "JLUG - Where Shameful Content Has a Voice"
quote[11]= "JLUG - Home of Trouble Making, Rabble-rousing, Elitist Malcontents"
quote[12]= "JLUG - The Inherent Evil Agenda"
quote[13]= "JLUG - Free Bonktron"
quote[14]= "JLUG - I agree with Roger!"
quote[15]= "JLUG - All Your .space Belongs to Us"
quote[16]= "JLUG - The sandbox where the sand in your vagina came from"
quote[17]= "JLUG - Admins Forever!!! (or until Chris makes a wish)"
quote[18]= "Contradiction is the #1 thing we do and don't want on JLUG"
quote[19]= "JLUG - Sometimes I do give a Fuck about declaring that I don't give a Fuck"
quote[20]= "JLUG - Community/Conspiracy... Tomato/Tomato"
quote[21]= "JLUG - Assume the Worst"
quote[22]= "JLUG - Assume the Position"
quote[23]= "JLUG - The Island Of Misfit AFOLs"
quote[24]= "JLUG - The Mystery Mockers"
quote[25]= "JLUG - Join Grokked; Leave Under-Grokked"
quote[26]= "JLUG - Grok the Journey"
quote[27]= "JLUG - Not For Everybody"
quote[28]= "JLUG - The Welcoming and Embracing Staging Area"
quote[29]= "JLUG - Not JUST About Loopy Palms"
quote[30]= "JLUG - Sit Down, Talk and Build a Conspiracy"
quote[31]= "JLUG - The More SUBTLE Community"
quote[32]= "JLUG - Striving to Please the Masses"
quote[33]= "JLUG - Juxtaposing the Dichotomy"
quote[34]= "JLUG - It's Just a Turn of Phrase"
quote[35]= "JLUG - Its an IN joke"
quote[36]= "JLUG - Live Unmurfled or Die"
quote[37]= "JLUG - Living the Bonktron Dream"
quote[38]= "JLUG - Maintain Your Distance From the Mirror"
quote[39]= "JLUG - The Home of Dick Shaped Spaceships and Bondage Vigs"
quote[40]= "JLUG - Whateva"
quote[41]= "JLUG - Read It and Weep"
quote[42]= "JLUG - Nice Contest Entry But I Don't Think it Will Win"
quote[43]= "JLUG - The Place for PROFANITY"
quote[44]= "JLUG - Shitlighted. Thanks for sharing."
quote[45]= "JLUG - They Internalize Things and Move On"
quote[46]= "JLUG - Not Like Rain on Your Wedding Day"
quote[47]= "JLUG - We Don't Need No Stinkin' NDAs"
quote[48]= "JLUG - Oral is NOT an Option... it's a given."
quote[49]= "JLUG - Meet Diversity"
quote[50]= "JLUG - The Conspiracy Starts HERE"
quote[51]= "JLUG - FUCK, I Thought ~I~ Was Weird"
quote[52]= "JLUG - Subverting the Dominant Paradigm"
quote[53]= "JLUG - Not That Numbers Mean Anything"
quote[54]= "JLUG - Come Be Normal Again"
quote[55]= "JLUG - Your Mean"
quote[56]= "JLUG - Not Just a Forum, a Lifestyle"
quote[57]= "JLUG - The Secret Masters of Lego"
quote[58]= "JLUG - I'd Smack You, but Shit Splatters"
quote[59]= "JLUG - a Tour de Force (to be reckoned with)"
quote[60]= "JLUG - More Than Just CTOPs"
quote[61]= "JLUG - Home of the LPV"
quote[62]= "JLUG - So Good, You'll Forget to go Home"
quote[63]= "JLUG fan or fan of JLUG?"
quote[64]= "JLUG - Feel the love"
quote[65]= "JLUG - It's Not Just About The Maths"
quote[66]= "JLUG - It Just Doesn't Add Up"
quote[67]= "JLUG - A Step Below the Gutter"
quote[68]= "JLUG - Holy Shit, My Emotional Capital is Drained!"
quote[69]= "JLUG - This Poll is Flawed"
quote[70]= "JLUG - I made the troll list, did you???"
quote[71]= "JLUG - Apparently there's a funky smell"
quote[72]= "JLUG - Math is hard, let's go shopping!"
quote[73]= "JLUG - You see this name, you think dirty."
quote[74]= "I'd walk a mile for JLUG"
quote[75]= "JLUG - Love it, or Leave it."
quote[76]= "It's not a dream. JLUG is real!"
quote[77]= "JLUG - It's okay, the community will STILL love you."
quote[78]= "JLUG - My name is Chris"
quote[79]= "JLUG - [Murfled]"
quote[80]= "JLUG - We have crossed the border a few times you know."
quote[81]= "JLUG - Put the ball gag in your mouth."
quote[82]= "JLUG - Stop your cryin'"
quote[83]= "JLUG - You are the snow I want to pee on."
quote[84]= "JLUG - We are not frigid."
quote[85]= "JLUG - Show me where the bad Janey touched you."
quote[86]= "JLUG - I am back on the bottom again."
quote[87]= "JLUG - And a kids toy brought us together."
quote[88]= "JLUG - 75% of our posts are written by someone with a big cock in their mouth."
quote[89]= "JLUG - I am uncomfortable when you talk to me touching your penis, but not as uncomfortable as you may think."
quote[90]= "JLUG - I'd tap that."
quote[91]= "JLUG - It beats being taking a shower in the fetal position crying for your mommy."
quote[92]= "JLUG - Currently Recruiting More Bandogs."
var quo = rndnumber(howMany);
return quote[quo];
}
function random_ctop()
{
var howMany = 56;
var ctop = new Array(howMany+1);
ctop[0]= "ABHTMFCM = A Big Hello To My Fellow Community Members"
ctop[1]= "AC = Ambassadorial Candidate (A candidate for a Lego Ambassadorship)"
ctop[2]= ":bored: = Please keep me entertained in the fashion to which I've become accustomed"
ctop[3]= "WPSWNGBLYYCHMIF = Wait! Please stay, we need good builders like you. Your creations help make it fun."
ctop[4]= "CH = Community Hero (A community hero is one who has fame or possibly infamy amongst the community)"
ctop[5]= "CL = A leader amongst the community (often a web-site admin, founder or similar)"
ctop[6]= "CM = Community Member (who has not earned or usurped a higher title)"
ctop[7]= "CO = Community Overseer/Over-looker (member who is recognised for his contribution to the growth of the community)"
ctop[8]= "CP = Community Policeman (member who is self appointed to enforce community standards)"
ctop[9]= "CTOP = Community Turn of Phrase (commonly used phrase abbreviated for convenience)"
ctop[10]= "ETAMO = Externalise Things And Move On"
ctop[11]= "FaG = Fawn and Grovel (proper fan behaviour)"
ctop[12]= "FCP = Fuzzy Community Policeman"
ctop[13]= "FCL = Former/Failed Community Leader"
ctop[14]= "FJG = Former JLUG Grokker"
ctop[15]= "FPBO = For Profit Business Opportunity"
ctop[16]= "FPBV = For Profit Business Venture"
ctop[17]= "IDKWIGTDBICBPLOYPIF = I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'll certainly be purchasing less of your product in future."
ctop[18]= "IJATOP = It's Just A Turn Of Phrase (used to excuse something which, if taken literally, would cause embarrassment)"
ctop[19]= " ITAMO = Internalise Things And Move On (shut up, accept what I say, don't mention this again)"
ctop[20]= "JD = Juxtaposed Dichotomy (condescendingly and ‘intellectual' way of highlighting differences between things)"
ctop[21]= "JG = JLUG Grokker (community member who fully understands JLUG)"
ctop[22]= "KBC = Keep Building Community"
ctop[23]= "LOWBTS = Lot Of Work Behind The Scenes (undefined contribution of apparently great value)"
ctop[24]= "LROYWD = Like Rain On Your Wedding Day (ironic)"
ctop[25]= "NCEBIDTIWW = Nice Contest Entry But I Don't Think It Will Win"
ctop[26]= "NTNMA = Not that numbers mean anything"
ctop[27]= "Nuptualprecipitational = Not ironic (but often used ironically to indicate irony)"
ctop[28]= " RATTC = Real Asset To The Community (fawning praise)"
ctop[29]= "SMOL = Secret Master Of Lego (person highly regarded in the community, but having few if any cool MOCs)"
ctop[30]= ":sorry: = Thank you so much for highlighting my error, particularly for doing so in front of my peers. That way I will surely learn my lesson."
ctop[31]= "SPACE! = The funniest thing in the community."
ctop[32]= "STFS = Spotlighted. Thanks for sharing (good, but not worth saying anything specific about)"
ctop[33]= "STFU = You say the most witty things"
ctop[34]= "STG = Spans The Globe The whole world. (Well North America excluding Mexico to Western Europe)"
ctop[35]= "SW = Sorry. Work."
ctop[36]= "TCSA = Traditional Community Style Answer (answer without providing useful information)"
ctop[37]= "TdFTBRW = Tour de Force To Be Reckoned With (contraction of Tour de Force and Force To Be Reckoned With)"
ctop[38]= "TPIF = This Poll is Flawed (Condescending, redundant poll response by someone who is tres cool)"
ctop[39]= "Troll MOC = A humorous MOC taken too seriously"
ctop[40]= ":wec: = Warm and Embracing Community"
ctop[41]= "WPSWNGBLYYCHMIF = Wait! Please stay, we need good builders like you. Your creations help make it fun."
ctop[42]= "YSW = Yes. Sorry. Work."
ctop[43]= "ITC = Invite To Chat (used to describe functionality that will never be implemented)"
ctop[44]= "BICBW = But I could be wrong"
ctop[45]= ":awesome: = (sarcasm on) - You are so totally cool and amazingly awesome. (sarcasm off)"
ctop[46]= "CA = Community Activist (Self proclaimed title, not related to actually doing anything)"
ctop[47]= "GTF = Grok the fullness (Listen to me for I am correct, and you would do well to understand how incorrect you are.)"
ctop[48]= "GTPTFP = Grok the fullness. Thanks for playing (Listen to me for I am correct, and you are a loser)."
ctop[49]= "IANAN = I am not a nazi (The difference between humour and hate crime.)"
ctop[50]= "KSOC = Keen student of community (Someone who is fascinated by a community, and pays a great deal of attention to it, but doesn’t quite grok it.)"
ctop[51]= "SAF = Secret Ambassadors Forum."
ctop[52]= "SH = Schpiffkraft Hakenkreuz (One of a number of space (SPACE!) craft cleverly constructed in the shape of a Swastika.)"
ctop[53]= "TL = Thought leader (One who thinks they are a leader of thought. )"
ctop[54]= "OTH = Oh, The Hilarity - Used to recognize great moments in Humah that may otherwise go unnoticed."
ctop[55]= "TKOSAN = This Kind Of Sentiment Accomplishes Nothing."
ctop[56]= "NBL = Not Bloody Likely - You have no hope in hell for me to fall for that line of crap."
var ct = rndnumber(howMany);
return ctop[ct];
}